Kermit: On second thought, let's just call it even, keep the money. They'll be coming for me next! Bon appetite! Piggy: But radios don't work without electricity, Nanny. Mr. Burglar Hamster? Rowlf: Yeah, neither will my record player. Piggy: You're a professional oops all right. Reporter: Mr. President, what do you plan to do about the high cost of living? Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Piggy: I don't want to be Slipping Beauty, I want to be Sleeping Beauty. Gonzo: Oh yeah This is a job for... [Removes trench coat and hat and grows taller with muscles] Super Gonzo! Newscaster: "Mad Dog Marvin" who gained fame breaking into houses at night wearing a ski-mask has escaped. 66 "Muppet Baby Boom" Sindy McKay & Larry Swerdlove "B-A-B-Y Baby" October 15, 1988 () The babies prepare to look after the neighbor's Baby (it turns out to be a kitten named Baby). This fantasy is rated PG-13. Kermit: I guess imaginations go kind of crazy around all these books. Muppet Babies Will Make Their Dreams Come True (Again!) 3. Kermit: Well um, I think you sort of fell into my imagination, sorry. "Oatmeal! Kermit: [to camera] I won't tell if you won't. Fozzie: Good, 'cause I don't wanna eat one. [Piggy has tossed Gonzo away by the nose]. 67 "Scooter by Any Other Name" J.R. Young in 2018 Fans of all things Muppet, get ready to rejoice: Disney has just begun production on a brand-new, “reimagined” Muppet Babies ! [goes under the blanket] Hey Rowlf! Nanny: [Dream about Gonzo being thrown out by Nanny] AND STAY OUT! Piggy: I say it's a little green tadpole … Fozzie: This fantasy is rated PG. Gonzo: Awww, she called me a nerd. [the Muppets are making a movie; Gonzo is directing]. Frank Oz didn’t really want Muppet Babies. Nanny: [under her breath] Give me strength. Gonzo, Animal, Fozzie, Rowlf, Piggy, Kermit, Skeeter, Scooter: [all singing; repeated chorus] We love cartoons; we love all the action / We love cartoons, how they dance and sing / We love cartoons, they're the main attraction / Cartoon heroooes can do anything! Fozzie: No that's not right. What am I saying? Piggy: [Nanny's asleep watching a cooking show] Nanny, what would the library do if someone actually lost their book? Statler and Waldorf are especially unforgiving to Fozzie Bear. Fozzie: Animal, that's not how you make cartoons. Piggy: If you have to tell jokes then tell them to the wall. With Greg Berg, Katie Leigh, Laurie O'Brien, Russi Taylor. Skeeter: Maybe we went too far and we're in the 6th dimension. We're under age. After 'Sesame Street,' it's a hyper-familiar world to me and I have this childlike ability to ignore the fact that I'm talking to scraps of cloth. Animal: [Chugging on a bottle of root beer, and belches], Fozzie: There once was an Indian named Ha-Ha/ Who planned to wed Kermawatha/ She got presents galore/ So I gave her one more [hands a present to Piggy and Piggy opens it to find a rubber chicken inside] A chicken that goes, "bawka, bawka! Gonzo: Maybe my brain isn't working right. Piggy: [stepping on Fozzie's collection of whoopie cushions] Where are we? Gonzo: An Orangutroll! I'll be Buhaha the Cookie. Apr 22, 2016 - Explore Ladii Cherokee's board "Muppet Babies", followed by 1383 people on Pinterest. Skeeter: Oh we're just being held prisoner by this mean looking guy with scary eyes. You'd make a wonderful song and dance act. Let's set a trap in the kitchen next, Teddy, bugling hamburgers always go in there. It's that we get married. Skeeter: Have you hugged your book today, Piggy? Did you see that, Teddy? Fozzie: Okay, these guys do kinda look like Gonzo's bro... Kermit: They don't call me the fastest gum in the west for nothing, ya know. Get it? [drops his papers]. Nanny: What? Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: The little rats must've taken it! Peanut butter, traffic jam? He says numerous phrases including singing the muppet babies theme song and who could forget his memorable catch phrase "wakka wakka" But then, being the jokester he is, says this: Scooter: [among the jumble] Let's see, there's you... Gonzo: Right, so uh, who's he? I thought she was shorter. [Walks off]. [the Pirettes cackle]. THEY FIRE DIRECTORS! Skeeter: No one asks to be an uncle. Gonzo: The ghost has got me! Fozzie: It *is* finished. May 20, 2016 - Explore Neil's board "Animal (muppet ) quotes", followed by 131 people on Pinterest. Animal: Earthquake Earthquake [laughs and Gonzo then changes the channel]. Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: And Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirettes. Gonzo? Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Oh gee! *That's* the joke. Fozzie: [after seeing a pair of chicken-fish] Okay, how does a chicken fish? Fozzie: [Rowlf's missing] Maybe he's under here. Gonzo: Piggy, have you seen my baby chick Camilla? Piggy: Boy, for a librarian, she sure gets around. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Oh well, What have we here? Kermit: That book is 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Miss Piggy: Um, sure! Fozzie: The bagel sniffer fell in the whoopie-clucker! Bunsen: HOURS? Piggy: Oh, I'll never find my book in time. Statler: You know, I think that little pig's really on to something. [faints]. TV chef: Then we plump them into boiling water until the skin comes off and they get all soft and mussy. I almost got a tomato-fish right in the kisser! The Muppet Babies are on the case and sing along as they learn how to dance, imagine, and...grow a rubber tree? NOW GET US OUTTA HERE. Fozzie: Rowlf went into the closet to think about my joke. Piggy: You're welcome. The lollypop pickler ends up in the ketchup bucket, right, Teddy? Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. "Doctor Fozzie" is the second segment of the thirteenth episode of the 2018 version of Muppet Babies. Wokka wokka wokka. Animal: [shouts] Earthquake Earthquake [the other Muppets start feeling the effect of the earthquake]. They usually have the last word, with a final comment at the end of most (but not all) episodes. For the puppets themselves, see Muppet.1 Shows: Sam and Friends (1955-1961) Sesame Street (1969-present) The Muppet Show (1976-1981) Fraggle Rock (1983-1987) Muppet Babies (Animated) (1984-1991) Little Muppet Monsters (live action Muppets with animated shorts) (1985) Fraggle Rock: … A yo. Muppet Babies Omnibus book. Muppet Babies came to be after Miss Piggy had a dream of the Muppets as kids in the 1984 movie The Muppets Take Manhattan.Obviously, Baby Piggy, Baby Kermit, Baby Rowlf, Baby Fozzie, Baby … 1. [Karate chops the hood and the engine starts right up]. Gonzo: Come on, bust a move, will ya? Hypnotism, boring stories, hot soup, nothing worked! The idea to infantilize the Muppets came from Michael … Fozzie: If that ski burglar monster guy thinks he's going to steal my joke collection, he's got another thing coming, right Teddy? Not again. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette, Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette, Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Us? Piggy: I say it's a little green tadpole that got chased down a tadpole hole and unless you want to get shoved into a weirdo hole [raising her voice] you'd better keep quiet! How can I ever repay you? Nanny: [coming into the nursery and finding everybody asleep] That's strange, I could've sworn I heard a submarine. Kermit: Sheesh. Gonzo: They'll probably drill him full of holes like Swiss cheese. [Goes into television set]. The lube-job bungler comes through the door, steps on this, the flour shoots out, he falls over there, the rope snaps up and presto, ha ha! "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Kermit, fix it. Sherlock Bunsen: How am I going to get us out of this mess? Dee Bradley Baker as Baby Animal, Baby Sweetums 4. Rowlf: There must be a million books in here. Kermit: Um, gee, the motor won't start, Piggy. Heeeelp! It premiered on August 17, 2018.1 1 Synopsis 2 Quotes 3 Songs 4 References While playing pretend hospital, Doctor Fozzie quickly gets too many patients. Get it? Janice: "Wow, this … Scooter: When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress. --Kermit and Fozzie. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: We're not Pirates, we're "Pirettes". The CG-animated series—which will chronicle the playroom antics of the beloved Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal, and more—is… Muppet Babies. I think she's in love. A man-eating manhole cover! Gonzo: And I stole this move from Michael Jackson. Rowlf: Wow, things aren't gonna be the same around here without the little guy to mess things up. I mean keen. Episode 206: Snow White and the Seven Muppets Episode 201: Once Upon an Egg Timer Muppet Babies: Muppet Babies: Raiders of the Lost Muppet, Dental Hyjinks Gonzo: [chewing] Oh, it's just termites chewing on my nose. Oatmeal!...What!?!? They’ll make your dreams come true—with all-new adventures, starting next month! Tresure stealing mutineers, eh? All: [lightning strikes and puts out the power] Yipe! 24 images (& sounds) of the Muppet Babies (2018) cast of characters. Piggy: Well, I got it from the library last week, but now... Gonzo: Ah! Fozzie: I'll say! Newscaster: As the storm is due in this evening with gale force winds and heavy rain, double check to make sure all your windows and doors are locked so nothing can get in. Rowlf: We could tell you a lot of jokes though. Hmm, you do have a problem don't you? Want some cheese? The Muppets, as babies, have adventures with their imaginations inside their nursery. Okay, come on, let's start in the basement. Heeeeelp! Fozzie: Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scooter, maybe you should start running now. Give up? Scooter: But your nose isn't made of wood, Gonzo. Fozzie: [surfacing] Piggy. Fozzie: What's the difference between an orange? However, it is revealed in A Muppet Family Christmas that the two critics were friends with Fozzie's mother, Ma Bear.Waldorf is the one with the pug-like face, mustache, and white hair. [steps on Fozzie's rubber chicken, slides into the next room and crashes]. Wokka wokka wokka. Rowlf: Mr. Bark Bark? Wokka, wokka, wokka. The show follows the basic premise of the original, with baby versions of the Muppet characters going on all sorts of adventures in the nursery while under the care of Miss Nanny. Gonzo: Oh yeah! Um we have to be going now. Putinteen. Fozzie: Oh no, we've gotta protect Nanny's house from that ski-mask dog burglar. 14638. The end. *** This story originally appeared in the April 2018 issue of Animation Magazine (No. This looks like a job for... [takes off hat and trench coat and then grows taller with big muscles] SUPER GONZO! Turns out Scooter is dressing up as Skeeter to commit the murders. [run out of the room]. Gonzo: The aliens! Kermit: [singing] Frog in the swamp, where mosquitoes and fireflies roam, Where if you're rod toed, you stay out of the road, Cause the cars that go by, they don't honk. Gonzo: Boy, these library people are serious! Sherlock Bunsen: How am I going to get us out of this mess? Get it? Guy: [Talking about Miss Piggy] Hey it's Porky Pig's sister. Gonzo: I want to check this book out again; Land of the Gnomes and Goblins, it's my favorite. Photos of the Muppet Babies (Show) voice actors. Gonzo: Oh boy, we may not have ghosts, but we've got one heck of a problem, SLIME MONSTER! Get me out of here! Fozzie: Hey, Rowlf, wanna hear a funny joke? Piggy: Knock it off! Fozzie: What do you call a comedian who is not funny? Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: We'll pack our trunks and be right back! Fozzie: [Hops on toy motorcycle but it will not go] Aw gee, my imagination must be outta gas. Rowlf: Yeah, we kind of don't want to be down here without you. Piggy Pardon: I don't quite know how to tell you this, Kermit, but on a scale of one to ten, that song was MINUS TWELVE. The ski dog mask burglar guy looks just like me, and he's got a Teddy just like you and, huh? Statue of Abe Lincoln: Why, 227 Gettysburg Road, of course. Kermit: Hey, did you guys see what I heard? Fozzie: [Looking at ancient statues resembling Gonzo] These guys do kinda look like Gonzo's brothers. The ghost has... Nanny? Fozzie: Gee, a story about an under water bowling team? Who's the funniest bear of all? Heard that on MTV. Wokka wokka wokka. Gonzo: Wait a minute. Kermit: Um, what is the Gettysburg address? Wokka wokka wokka. Piggy: Come on, let's get out of here! *see* food. Scooter: What about those guys we saw at the window? Muppet Babies Quotes. Muppet Babies: I Want My Muppet T.V 1985, Snow White and the Seven Muppets, Once Upon an Egg Timer; Episode 207: I Want My Muppet TV! Fozzie: Something tells me I ought to give up comedy and go into the tomato sauce business. 2. Kermit: Gonzo the channel change the channel. Fozzie: [after he shows his painting] How do you like my painting? She'll step on a banana peel and fall - asleep, forever. Fozzie: Okay here it goes: what food do you eat with your mouth open? Piggy: WHAT? Kermit, Piggy, Animal, Fozzie, Gonzo, Summer, and their friends are here to play! Gonzo: [after Miss Piggy turns him into a clay figure of himself] Pigs - you can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em. Season three of Disney Junior’s Emmy Award®-nominated series Muppet Babies will premiere Monday, January 4, at 5 p.m. EST on Disney Junior and in DisneyNOW, and will introduce a new Muppet named Rozzie, the … IT'S HORRIBLE. Piggy: Oh Kermit. Come on now Kermit, step on it. Mirror: Fozzie Bear, I never lie. [he falls and the paper flutters in all directions] Whoa! Madonna couldn't follow that! Jenny Slate as Miss Nanny Piggy: It wasn't a riddle, it was just a question! Rowlf: It's not fair to ask riddles if you don't know the answers. I call it "pianimation". Next I'll be the nerd of her dreams. Kermit: YIIIIPE! You stole that move from James Bond. [sees their reflections in a mirror] WHOA! That was a close one. You saved me and my millions. Fozzie: I'd be the best wicked queen of all, because I'm the funniest. Jim Henson's (now Disney's) long-running franchise, starring his special type of marionette/puppet hybrids. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing a theme similar to "The Jetsons"] Meet those Spacetons. Bunsen: No! Fozzie: Yeah, he used to laugh at my jokes. Newscaster: Authorities fear they are missing. Lepre-Kermit: Of course not, that's what you need a four-leaf clover for. Come on! Where are you guys? [Piggy screams] Maybe one of those ghosts Rowlf was talking about came and took him away. [Pirettes leave to their quarters excitedly to start packing]. 14639. [giggles, then looks off-camera with a start] Uh-oh! Gonzo: [dazed] Woo-hoo. Uh, hi Nanny, I didn't know you were a ghost. Edgar Putinteen: My name's Edgar. Kermit: I believe your were plunging to certain doom. Kermit: "Alright, you guys, this is the perfect place to find Nanny a new house plant." "He'd have a tummy ache. [nods up to a 5th set of eyes]. Ha ha. Kermit: And so, Princess Piggy and Kermit Skyhopper lived happily ever after. Maybe my brain isn't working right." I'll get it for you. Piggy: Goof, come on, follow me. Scooter: [after talking about telling stories] Why do you always go first? Kermit: Um, Fozzie, I think you have your imagination on backwards. Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka. Fozzie: Okay, hey wall, why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Imaginary Universe: The house plant fields. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Stop that singing. Gonzo: [Gonzo as Cluck Kent is stuck in the elevator during a dream] Uh were was I? It's that we get married. [gasp] The ski mask ham dog burglar! An adult live-action Dr. Teeth appeared in "Muppet Rock" as the leader of Animal's favorite band.This marks the second time that the live-action character has had a guest spot on the Muppet Babies franchise; he was previously featured on the original Muppet Babies episode "Muppets Not Included. Fozzie: This looks like a joke I once told. Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Oh, Broadway, here we come! Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Okay, we're all packed! Gonzo: Piggy! I'm not Fuzzy, I'm Fozzie. Show business, here we come! Wokka wokka wokka. Skeeter: Boy, Nanny needs to get a new decorator. Skeeter: [Piggy, Gonzo and Animal come into the nursery screaming] What's going on? Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: Captain Blackwig. Elephant fleas, my dear Beaker, all we have to do is not listen to the next … Lepre-Kermit: All you have to do to find a four-leaf clover is be lucky. Kermit: I believe you were plunging to certain doom. It won't be dark for hours. Fozzie: [Has body of fish instead of tail] Personally, I don't think this Mer-Bear stuff is so hot. Kermit: Good question. Rowlf: Kermit, frogs don't have any teeth. When you tell jokes, I wanna cry! May each of yours be that - having each of you as … "Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo." Hey! Tickling, a fate worse than chickenpox! Fish on porpoise? Piggy: Uh-uh, could you guys tell me which way to go? Piggy: I like romance Fozzie: I love great jokes [Super Gonzo is seen flying in the air in the telephone booth]. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Elephant fleas, my dear Beaker, all we have to do is not listen to the next episode. Fozzie: This is one of the worst peanut butter and traffic jams I've ever seen. She doesn't know what I am. [Fozzie and Rowlf shrink back] Now, what door leads to my book? Gonzo: Uh-uh, Gonzo, Head Troll around here, all the goblins know me. Muppet Quotes. *see* food. Kermit: Animal, throw those dice, down here this minute! Fozzie: You can once you get hit with tomatoes. Funny Look Sometimes. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same. Drawn Together: In "Little Orphan Hero", when Clara says having a suicide hotline sounds like fun, Foxxy reminds her of the time she adopted pit bulls and Foxxy had to find them a new home with the Muppet Babies. Fozzie: Don't worry Piggy, I'm a professional, OOPS. [ducks down as a tomato-fish swims over his head] Whew! Gonzo: Piggy lost her Alice book and the library's going to chop off her head! "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Quiet, shut up. My daughter has a muppet babies Fozzie Bear talking toy. You call a kangaroo in Scotland long distance. Kermit: Uh, on something that's gonna happen anyway. High quality Animal Muppets gifts and merchandise. Gonzo: Follow that? View the list I'm odd looking. The other night Beaker watched a movie called 'The Flying Monster that Attacked in the Dark', and since then he hasn't slept a wink, and neither have I! Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Oh, this is exciting! Nanny: That's true, Piggy, but I've got some cassettes of old radio programs and a battery powered tape player. Mr. Ski-Mask Burglar guy, is that you? I hate to mention this but uh, how many of us came in here? Gonzo: [Puts on a rug as a cape] No it's Super Gonzo! He'll probably come out when he thinks it's funny. Read reviews from world’s largest community for readers. "Oh yeah, I forgot. Kermit:They don't call me the fastest gum in the west for nothing, ya know. On porpoise! [clears his throat] Mirror, mirror, on the wall. TV chef: Well first we chop off their little heads! Oct 5, 2017 - Discover and share Muppets Statler And Waldorf Quotes. Get it? Wokka wokka wokka. They've landed and drained the earth of all its electricity. What's fun besides making trouble? Scooter: Computers make the best animation because they're so exact and mathematical. Gonzo: [as Cluck Kent in a dream stuck in the elevator after the cable has brokened] Uh where was I? ", [everyone is upset because they think Animal is permanently lost]. Because it was a chili dog. [sees the others tickling Animal] They're tickling him! All Muppet Babies friends: "Wow, ooh, wow!" Pinocchio was my cousin. “Life is meant to be fun, and joyous, and fulfilling. Your big sister has babies, that makes you their aunt or uncle and them your niece or nephew. Web. Awww, she called me a nerd. Nanny: Oh my, did you hear that, kids? Beaker: Meep, meep meep meep. Scooter: Yeah, or move to a new neighborhood. [Pirettes giggle sheepishly]. Rowlf: That's where all burglars try to get in, the basement! Gonzo: Labyrinth, kind of like a maze. That's what I said Muhaka the Bookie. Piggy: I can't believe he said that, can you? The 13 Muppet Babies friends go off on another imaginary journey quest to find Nanny a new tulip house plant. TV chef: And in 20 minutes, you have a delicious bellaruff modernuff turnip souffle. Kermit: When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there. Gonzo: [Turns the channel on the tv to a superhero show] Oh boy this is my favorite. https://www.quotes.net/movies/muppet_babies_quotes_104661. We're all alone, Teddy! 279)*** Disney Junior delivers an awesome new CG-animated reboot of Muppet Babies… [the tomato-fish returns and kisses him] Ugh! Statler and Waldorf share the stage left balcony box in the Muppet Theater, and the two delight in heckling every aspect of The Muppet Show. [the babies gasp] In other news, authorities have cautioned local residents to protect themselves... Kermit: Did you hear that, Fozzie? We're supposed to protect ourselves. We're under age. [runs and trips on the dominoes] They got me! She touched my nose. Then somebody starts murdering them. Scooter: Hey, my computer won't work without power! Piggy: I will have no wisecracks in my story! Piggy: That's very simple, Kermy. Nanny: Go ahead, Fozzie, finish the joke. Scooter: Abraham Lincoln was president during the Civil War. Gonzo: This is a job for... [Removes hat and trench coat and grows taller with muscles] Super Gonzo! Gonzo: We love working in salt mines, right guys? Scooter: [Scooter as Super Scooter has just punched holes in the computer drawing in the comic book] That's it no more comics, no more stupid outfits, no more scooper suiter, pooper scooper or Super Scooter I quit. I can't wait hours. She's invented the perfect way for the bear to lose weight... Statler, Waldorf: ...Fear. It could be, in there! [he reaches for the fluttering paper and gulps it down as he laughs]. I better check all those windows and doors before it gets too late. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette, Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette, Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Show Business? Muppet Babies Theme All the muppets: Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true Muppet Babies, we'll do the say for you Kermit: When your room looks kind of weird And you wish that you weren't there Piggy: Just close your eyes and make believe And you can be anywhere Kermit: I like adventure! Rowlf: There must be something we can do to help the little guy out. It feels really keen. 20 images (& sounds) of the Muppet Babies cast of characters. Goblins take books there! Waldorf: Yeah, I'll say. Kermit: I like adventure. "Muppet Babies Quotes." 1. A yo. He helped free the slaves and wrote the Gettysburg Address. Animal: Me need, me need! Gonzo:PHow about whispering some sweet things in my ear Piggy Pie. See more ideas about animal muppet, muppets, bones funny. Robot Chicken managed to one up this WMG by having a sketch where Kermit drowned Skeeter after she beat up Fozzie, Gonzo, and Piggy. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Sheesh, oh brother. 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